Manny Paquiao Jokes

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

With all due respect to our pound for pound king, allow me to share some jokes I have received from a friend. Here they are:

Quotes from Great Warriors:
"Veni, Vidi, Vici" - Julius Ceasar
"I Shall Return" - Macarthur
"I will fight INIWAN, INIWER, INITAYM! you know!" - Pacquiao


Pag panalo si Pacquaio sa Election
magpapatayo siya ng school.
Pacquiao University ang tawag.
In short: "PACQU"
"PACQERS" naman ang tawag sa mga students


Pacquiao - "hulaan mo ang alaga kong hayop. Nagsisimula sa I."
Erap - "Isda"
Pacquiao - "hindi"
Erap - "Ibon"
Pacquiao - "hindi pero malapit jan"
Erap - "sirit na ako."
Pacquiao - "Igol"


"Fooling her?.....try Head and Shoulders Shampoo..now you know." - Pacquaio


Dionesia (Pacmom) - "Karamehan pala nkalebeng sa simintiryo , genahasa!'
Jinky (Pacwife) - "Pano nyo nalaman, mom?"
Dionesia - "Kase, nakalagay sa lapeda, RIP!"


Reporter - "Ano similarity nina Rizal, Bonifacio, at Ninoy?"
Pacquiao - "Pagkaalam ko, lahat sila namatay sa HOLIDAY, now you know."


Ha ha ha

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